You Went to the Prophets

It's Not as Good as it Looks

The Prophets are a mystical order of individuals with questionable moral compasses. They live in the heart of the mystical forest, where they spend most of their time predicting doom and gloom for everyone but themselves.

Prophetic Predictions

The Food is Overrated

The Prophets subsist on an diet of moldy bread and stale water. It's a wonder anyone can focus on the apocalypse with a belly full of indigestion.

Prophets' Kitchen Nightmares

Don't Trust the Oracle The Oracle's Advice

The Oracle's Advice

Don't Trust the Oracle

"The Oracle is like a weather app with a bad algorithm, only it's for predicting your inevitable doom."

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