The Prophets are a mystical order of individuals with questionable moral compasses. They live in the heart of the mystical forest, where they spend most of their time predicting doom and gloom for everyone but themselves.
Prophetic PredictionsThe Prophets subsist on an diet of moldy bread and stale water. It's a wonder anyone can focus on the apocalypse with a belly full of indigestion.
Prophets' Kitchen Nightmares"The Oracle is like a weather app with a bad algorithm, only it's for predicting your inevitable doom."